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Saturday, November 28th, 2009
Time:
4:04 am.
Punch 'em in the dick! Punch 'em in the dick! Motherfuckers talk shit -- Punch 'em the dick!
Yo! Look at that chump! See the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts! Just pop a squat, start lettin' off the shots Like knock-knock-knock, just cold-cocked his cock! To all the cock-knockers, nut-crackers, ball breakers, Peter-beaters, keep on boxin them baby-makers With a sock to the jock, better make that a double Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle & he'll buckle! If you're in trouble, give him some urine trouble, Hand him his balls and tell him, "Better learn to juggle!" Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what mighta been Make it so the south will never rise again! Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest But watch your crotch cuz soon the losers will be the wieners And the winners in all the gladiator arenas Are always the ones who go straight for the penis!
Chorus
I'll give your willy a welt like you aint never felt, Soon as I've knelt, I'ma pelt ya below the belt Like BANG! Bust 'em in the wang like it aint no thang Now you really can't hang! But you ain't gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick-punch a chick Cuz I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick! Whether Suzy Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker I'ma deck 'er in the pecker motherfecker! It could be yo' mama, better be no drama, You could be the Dalai Lama, I'ma still put it on ya With a right, left, right, left - you're dick-punched! Then you say, "Goddamn my shit's crunched!" Scrotum? Hell it damn near killed him! I don't care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about children! You ain't gotta know Kung-Fu to bust some ninja shit Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick! Chorus
We got a brand new dance, it's called, "Punch his ass right in the dick." (x2)
Any o' you snotty kids be talkin' shit, I'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits I got punches a plentiful, you bet yer rear end it'll Sting when I start swingin' on ya genitals, Cuz then it'll swell up, all outta proportion, Lookin' like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin Nevermind abortion, forget vasectomy, I got yer birth control: POW! Nut check, homey! Yo, I'll punch God in the dick, I'll punch Mary in the dick I'll punch Jesus Christ in the dick I'll punch Cheney in the dick, I'll punch Powell in his colon, I'll punch George in his bush, I'll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick!!!
Chorus
Fitna punch 'em in the dick Watch me punch 'em in the dick Love to punch 'em in the dick Born to punch 'em in the dick Forever punch 'em in the dick Sucker punch 'em in the dick Fruit punch 'em in the dick Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' DICK!
So, i have question for you out there... Do you think i push everyone away from me? if so why? I know i used to push people away from back when i left kutztown for varying reasons, but lately i feel like i'm not close to anybody. I'm probably just being an emo douchebag
I don't normally discuss my mental/emotional states here... I feel no need to burden any of you with my flavor of nuttier than squirrel shit... but over the last two weeks i've felt odd. Normally my mood swings are usually calm or happy to rage or anger, but last week it wasn't anger... it was annoyance. Which can certainly lead to anger but it didn't have that sorta feeling. it lasted like 3 or 4 days. Than it slipped into a crazy this crazy depression and since than i have been up and down several times every day. I say it because when they happen i have this knack for stepping outside of myself and observing my mood swings. this way i don't let them control me. Usually i can turn them back but this past week it's been so out of control i've let myself slip once or twice. I take lamictal for these kinds of things... I'm kinda wondering if i'm cracking up here because of the recent increase in stress or if it's something else.
This is for the non-KoLers since most of the KoLers already know I'm hosting a small party on SEPTEMBER 12!
For those that don't know what Potluck means... Everyone who comes is to bring a dish or cook a dish with when you get here. I can supply a grill and a small kitchen and some lovely utensils. Anything else you need you'll have to buy. Show up without a dish and i will make big sad faces at you.
I will be making an pumpkin egg custard dessert thingy that you will all love as well as Mandarin Orange and Almond Salad. I will also bring some beer. Any other refreshments are on your guys.
There is also a pool at my house and i plan for everyone to be eating out in my back yard... It's 8ft deep. If you want to go swimming you're more than welcome to. Bring a suit and don't pee in it please.
I have a big screen TV and a DVD player... after we've supped and swam it will be movie time. The first movie i'm going to show is The Monster Squad. Any movies after will be decided on when the time comes. Feel free to bring some you want people to see.
Please post in here if you're coming and what dish you will be bringing with you.
hooray she'll never come back to politics again at least not with any success... however the best part of this video is at around 3:48 when she says "the world needs more Trigs" yes that's sarah palin telling us the world needs more retarded babies. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look out it's time for one of those rare post of mine that aren't me bitching about this or that (though i'm sure i'll still bitch at some point in this post) or isn't a video i think is enjoyable.
So things have changed drastically the past couple of weeks. My old car was in really bad shape... the rear suspension was done for it wouldn't go into park anymore and there something wrong with the cooling system. So on June 18th, 2009 I purchased a new used car. It's a 1998 Kia Sportage (tiny ass SVU). On that same day my brother gave me something from my day about 7-8 savings bonds from the first 3 years of my life... I cashed them in for about 750 bucks... one day after spending every penny i had for a new car. Last saturday i took the car back to the dealership so they could install a most insulting device... an antitheft GPS thingy... that i have the input numbers in everyweek after i make the payments or my car doesn't turn on... (this insults my honor incase you didn't know) They's now a whole procedjure to starting my car. So, This past week my new used car decide it wanted to be a difficult prick and not start for a few mintues after work monday... yes thats right 4 days after i bought the car i was already having issues. So it's been starting fine since then, but the check engine light it on and it likes to buck after stop lights or stop signs when istart going again. I made an appointment with the dealership to get it checked out luckily i have a 6 month power train warrenty so this will be free.
So, I have the money to go back to school... or go to Con... There's an obvious choice here, but i'm procrastinating.
My back has not been in a good way for a while now. Work wasn't helping the matter at all... So i got my work to give me less stuff to do in hopes it would allow m,y back to at least start feeling a tiny bit better and that sorta worked so far. Of course no one talks at UPS so one of the supervisors doesn;t fucking know why i'm in his section and keeps trying to give me extra work. I need to find another job with at least a small amount of benefits and better pay. My allergies are crazy go nuts right now, but it hasn't turned into sickness which is good. Right now i have a massive sinus headache the kind you can feel in your teeth.
D&D has been really good. We hit the reset button like a month ago and i'm not playing a druid again... The first class i ever played in D&D. The Controller role is really fun. Until now i had only played a Leader. The monday night mutants and mastermind game isn't going well at all. I haven't been able to make the past couple of weeks thanks to my car issues, but it felt like we were just spinning wheels the two weeks prior to the start of my abscenses. I'm playing a technopath but so far all i've really done was make an ATM spit out some money and flounder trying to figure out some crazy devices.
glebs282 is doing a 30 days 30 movies thing. I'd like to do something similar only I've seen most of the movies on his list and the list of various other people so please post some ideas here for me. Harold and Kumar: Escape from guantanomo bay M.A.S.H. Repo: The genetic Opera
I know most people who are gonna read this are fairly liberal and probably never watch fox news but i want everyone to watch this video from Olbermann...
I honestly think my car is finally dead. It still turns on, but i don't think i can put it in park anymore. Fixing this could be simple or it could cost way more than i'm willing to spend... I think i should just go buy a new car but that means the money i have saved for moving will be gone and saving will be difficult.Looks like i will have to go out and get a second job to hopefully hasten paying off the new car.
The best damn risotto ever aka Tom Ka Gai Risotto I loves me some Thai food, Especially the thai soup Tom Ka Gai. I realized two days ago it would naturally work with risotto.
Ingredients for a single serving thought it should feed two people 1 inner packet Coconut Ginger Soup Base (you can find this in the international isle of your local supermarket, hopefully. Look for a "A Taste of Thai" products) 1 1/2 cups of Coconut Milk 1/2 lb - 1lb boneless chicken breasts, cut into thin strips 1 1/2 cups of chicken broth 1 finely chopped red bell pepper. About a handful of or so of cubed mushrooms (this can be any mushroom i've tried Portebellas and shiitakes so far.) 1 cup of arborio rice (this can usually be found in the rice or international sections) 1 half of a decent sized white onion diced finely 2 tablespoons of butter unsalted Cilantro or parsley
In a sauce pan combine broth coconut milk and soup base heat on high until it starts to boil. Coconut milk bubbles up more so then boil so when it does stir it and wait for the next bubble up and stir again and repeat one more time then reduce the heat to low and simmer. Add red pepper and mushrooms.
In sautee pan slowly melt the butter over medium low heat. drop in the onions and sweat... that's sweat not fry not sautee not burn... but sweat. you don't want to hear a sizzle or maybe a very mild one. once they look sorta translucent turn down the heat a little drop in the rice and cook until the ends of the grains become translucent. Add the liquid yumminess. you must let the rice absorb all the liquid and believe me it will. you have to occasionally stir it for the next 15-30 mintues. When about a quarter to half of the liquid is absorbed add the chicken. garnish with chilantro or parsley.
all and all it should take you about 45 mintues to make.
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